everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
His nipple licking is glorious
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