once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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