so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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