why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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