Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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