Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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