is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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