is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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