so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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