I think I died a long time ago.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My feet surprised me
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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