just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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