I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
