what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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