I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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