So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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