well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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