she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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