how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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