You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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