Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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