Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
A+ Viking dick
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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