That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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