I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
