we made out on top of his cat.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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