shes about as inviting as chlamydia
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I need moral support for this bender
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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