Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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