is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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