yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
This is my gift to your gina
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How naked do you want me to be?
try to milk me bitch
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