quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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