So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Why is your signature on my underwear?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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