So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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