dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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