i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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