I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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