Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We left an ass print on the piano.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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