oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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