On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
