I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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