C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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