can we get nightvision for the apartment?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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