I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Randomize
