doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
is wine microwaveable?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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