Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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