when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i out mim tonsoeep
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