I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
