Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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