So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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