That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize