i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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