You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have post one night stand depression
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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