I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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