Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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