so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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