I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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